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哈哈~這是女人拳的由來嗎:P
不過這部電影真的好看 ^^

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真的挺可愛的說~~
希望可以吸引一些平時沒再看球的球迷進場阿 XD
這樣行銷就成功囉!!

相當沉痛的....
繼北京奧運之後
在經典賽中又敗給了中國
這次經典賽徵招一直不順利
有些人直指是中華職棒的球團不放人
是罪魁禍首 揚言不看中職了
是說...中職又有多少人在看呢?
看到美國 多明尼加 MLB等級的選手盡出
日本也有 松坂 鈴木 城島等好手回國參賽
我們的王葛格 小小郭 胡金龍也都婉拒了徵招
民眾對於國內國外球團的批判
竟會如此大小眼 XD

印象中 上次奧運結束後
中華隊要回國的時候
連我看不懂棒球的青梅竹馬
也跟我說 應該去機場砸雞蛋
只能說為台灣打棒球所背負的壓力實在太大
應該找不到其他體育賽事去參賽
輸了之後會被這樣對待的吧 :P

也許是媒體的炒作 或者 政治的影響吧
棒球...變成了我們的國球?!
的確!它是國人收視率最高的體育節目
而且 棒球重視團隊合作
體型的影響也沒有籃球排球那麼大
早期台灣在各項大比賽也都有不錯的表現
也拿過奧運第二!
(當初半夜還被老爸叫醒看轉播)
但是!!也僅限於愛看吧!!
有幾間學校的校園內可以打棒球??
我們的學校只有錢把地磚鏟起來再鋪過一次又一次
卻不願意讓學生們打破幾塊玻璃

像在中國聯賽中的球隊的球員
都是屬於公部門 領公家薪水
以後老了不能打了
還能在該部門繼續工作

我一直有個想法
在這樣的大環境不景氣之下
政府一直想提出工作機會
國營事業是最快的方式
那麼由政府來組職業棒球如何??
更可以落實屬地主義
如果是公務員收錢打假球還可以用貪汙罪起訴 XDD
考績的話就用球隊的戰績來評
球員薪水就用數據來算吧
(用貢獻值來算是不是比較準??)
排除了大家不看中職的因素之後
應該就不會每年賠那麼多錢了吧?
如果能持續經營下去 說不定還能為國家增加稅收呢 :)

不知道各位看官 會喜歡哪一個版本阿XDDD

最近收到不明PDF檔，最好不要直接在線上打開！因為資安業者發現，駭客針對線上開啟軟體「奧多比」的安全漏洞進行攻擊，如果使用者在線上直接開啟PDF檔的文件，就可能造成電腦當機，並遭駭客植入惡意程式。


(陳奕華報導)


直接在線上下載並打開檔案，快速又方便，不過要當心，駭客已經鎖定了線上開啟軟體奧多比發動零時差攻擊！


趨勢科技資深技術顧問簡勝財說：「Adobe Acrobat 9.0.0(包括Adobe Acrobat Pro 9.0.0、Adobe Acrobat Reader 9.0.0、Adobe Acrobat Pro Extended 9.0.0、Adobe Acrobat Standard 9.0.0等產品)之前的版本都有包含這個漏洞，目前已經有病毒針對這個漏洞發動攻擊的情況，而且這個漏洞目前還沒有發布修補程式，目前這些攻擊，就是當你瀏覽某些網頁，直接去開啟一些PDF檔的時候，就可以利用這個漏洞，達到攻擊目的。」


一旦遭駭客攻擊，電腦被植入木馬，不僅可能被盜竊個人資料，使用者的電腦更可能成為駭客發送垃圾郵件的僵屍電腦。如何避免落入駭客成為攻擊目標，簡勝財建議，不要直接在網路上直接開啟PDF檔，可以存在硬碟之後再打開，尤其是不要開啟來路不明的檔案，同時提醒使用者留要意奧多比(Adobe)官方發佈的安全漏洞修補程式通知。


新聞來源:http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090224/1/1f05e.html
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原來是這個....
怪不得我剛灌好的電腦
速度很不理想 =3=

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TAIWAN BABES

(or, you got to play the game)



Taiwan, Republic of China, is a combination of the old China of the Tang Dynasty and the modern, commercial world. Traditional customs coincide with modern high-tech industry. Taiwan girls (I'll call them TG's from now on) reflect this aspect of their culture.

TG's are very modern in their pursuit of carnal happiness. They like sex, and they demand it. But they also have the centuries-old tradition of the dainty, foot-bound maiden whose only desire is to serve her man. The old ideal of a proper women who doesn't enjoy sex, who eats like a bird, and who has no "un-genteel" habits such as shitting, farting, or bad breath has survived throughout the ages. Modern TG's handle this disparity of desires and cultural ideals by game playing. And if you want to succeed in getting a TG in the sack, you've got to understand the rules of these games.

In every physical relationship with a TG, there are two stages: getting there and after the first fuck. First, though, we'll go over a few idiosyncrasies about life in general which can affect your efforts to get laid.

The population of Taiwan is one of the most superstitious peoples in the world. Much of their life revolves around the supernatural. For example, the Chines month which occurs at about the same time as August is sometimes known as the month of ghosts. This is a bad time to be walking around with some young thing after dark. University graduates, acknowledging that this is base superstition, will still adhere to this kind of belief.

Timing is critical. Certain days and even the time of day has a critical impact on what a person does. Contracts might not be signed one a certain day because that would be bad luck. Getting laid on a certain day may be the best thing or the worst thing that can happen based on the astrological signs. This obviously can work for or against you.

Coupled with timing is the belief in Chinese astrology. Based on in which Chinese year you were born can go a long ways in a TG's determination on whether or not to fuck you. This may be more prevalent on deciding on marriage, but it can relate to a roll in the hay, too.

There is also a heavy reliance on the use of fortune tellers (blind fortune tellers are considered particularly accurate). A TG may ask her fortune teller if she should take matters up to the next level. Depending on the fortune teller's response can make the difference between success or jerking off. I once met a beautiful, rich TG. When we finally fucked, I thought it was because of my suave and debonair attitude coupled with my tremendously sexy and manly physique. Then she had to pop my bubble by letting me know that her fortune teller had told her that within a week, she would meet a man from outside Taipei and from 173 cm to 175 cm tall whom she should get to know as he would bring her wealth. I am 173 cm (5'8"), so she used sex to attach me, having fun and ensuring her access to business at the same time (throwing out my dreams I was somehow turning into a ladies' man, sad to say.)

The point of these preceding paragraphs is that logic and desire may not result in consummation. If the cards are stacked against you, there might be nothing you can do and you would be better off throwing in the towel and finding an easier target elsewhere.

On the other hand, once a TG sets her mind to it, she isn't going to let go. She will do anything in her power to get it done. If she wants to fuck you, she will arrange for it to happen. I taught a TG here in the US how to give blowjobs because she wanted to snag another guy who didn't like her. It was surreal. I'd go over to her apartment and give her instructions while she was going down on me. Yea, she was "using me," and didn't give much of a shit for me, but I got a half-dozen blowjobs out of it, so who cares?



GETTING LAID FOR THE FIRST TIME

OK, you have met a TG, and you are anxious to score. How do you get to the sack?

If you are a foreigner, particularly a white man, you've got a very good advantage. She has heard much about your prowess in bed, and she wants to try. If you are black, you may or may not have an even greater advantage. The idea of "jungle fever" is not lost on TG's, although the attitude encompasses all foreigners. While they are more prejudice than many people, if they think they can get away with it without anyone back home knowing about it, most would love to have an experience with a black man as well as a white man thinking that both would be the penultimate in sexual pleasure.

The key is that you are a foreigner. As a "waigwo ren," you somehow fall outside the conventions of "polite" society, read "Chinese" society. There would be no or less loss of face for getting down and dirty. If you think she is a tramp, well, frankly your opinion doesn't matter as you are not Chinese.

Get pissed off at this thinking if you want, or use it to your advantage by getting laid.

Appearance does not matter nearly as much to a TG as it does to girls from other countries. The almighty dollar does, though. If you are rich, that means you are powerful, hence, sexy. You don't necessarily have to spend it on them, but you must at lest act as if you have it. Or if you don't have it, you soon will. Don't go overboard in trying to impress them with kindness. Be a little aloof. Make the decisions. Don't be a jerk, though; consider her feelings, but you make the decisions.

This should be common sense, but don't criticize Chinese culture! Don't condescend to them. Remember, they think they are superior to you. Unless they are trying to hook a husband because they think women are more free in Western nations, they are with you for a good time only, not because they think you are from an advanced culture.

OK, now for the game playing part. TG's almost never say what they mean when it comes to sex and relationships. I've had it explained to me as the "Three No Rule." That is, a girl must say "no" three times before she means it.

You are kissing her and slide your hand up her shirt. She takes your hand and removes it. That is only one "no." You are expected to try again. By saying "no," she has saved her reputation. As an American, I know "no" means "no." With my first TG in Taipei, we were getting hot and heavy when I stuck my hands down her pants. She took my hand out and said she couldn't. Pretty frustrated, I quit, and shortly later took her home. The next day, her friend asked me why I didn't like her. When I told her I didn't understand, she said the TG was rather disappointed that I didn't find her attractive enough to go for it harder.

TG's will also say "no" while you are doing it. You've got your hand down her pants, and she might say "no," all the while holding your hand so you can't get it out. Or you are going down on her and she keeps saying "no" while holding your ears in a vise lock so you couldn't get away if you tried.

Although this is changing somewhat, you'll probably not get laid on the first opportunity. If she is a teenager out to have fun at one of the expensive nightclubs, or if she is married, then you might. Usually, though, a TG must be a "good" girl and not actually fuck that fist time. The second opportunity is fine, though, because she has already proved that she is a "good girl."

Where can you do it? If you are home, wherever you normally do it is fine. But if you are in Taiwan, you've got some problems. Many TG's live with extended families. It's hard to fuck "syaujye" while "fuchin" and "muchin" are in the next room. If you've already got a relationship going, you can check into one of the many short-term hotels that are everywhere. Colorful fronts, dark lobbies where she can stand out of site from the desk while you select which kind of room you want, and a dozen or so choices of rooms, most with frilly beds, mirrors on the ceilings, and porn on the tube. Four hours costs about $20-30.

For the first time, your best chances are at an MTV. This isn't our MTV, but a place where you can go to rent videos and watch them in small, cozy rooms. Each room can be darkened and has a large couch in it. It is quite easy to lie down together, and go on from there. Although this is supposed to be for anyone, mostly couples seem to use them. If you're invited to one of these, especially if she recommends that you watch two movies, you're in.

Pay attention to the "friend." Just like in high school, TG's often use friends to pass along the hint. If she tells you you are handsome, it's coming from the TG. She can say things without regards to face because she isn't the one hopping in the sack with you.

Don't pay too much attention to her tits the first time if they are small. TG's have somewhat of an inferiority complex about them. Don't ignore them, but don't focus on them.

Finally, don't forget the older woman. Successful Taiwan men almost always have a mistress. Now, their wives are fighting back. If you don't mind a married women out looking for fun, give them a shot. Usually, they will pay for everything, too, even to presents and gifts. Nothing seems to make them more satisfied than to get laid while spending their husbands' money to do it.



AFTER THE FIRST FUCK

Once you've fucked, the rules have changed. She has gotten over that hump (pun intended), and any face to be lost has already been lost. Now she wants to get fucked as often as possible. And she wants to be your best fuck ever. Keep telling her that.

She will take over your scheduling, arranging trips, MTV, taking you to hotels. She probably won't say much until you both are naked and in the room, but she'll lead you by the hand. She isn't afraid of asking for more. Most importantly except for the hershey highway, she'll try anything.

Oral Sex

Damn straight. She'll do it at the drop of the hat. They are pretty good at it, and will be proud of her ability to make you cum. She isn't going to swallow, though.

Fucking

Pretty good at it. She'll squeal and moan, though, so watch where you do it. She wants to cum, so don't leave her stranded if you beat her to it. A TG likes any position, and with a foreigner, wants to experience them all.

Anal Sex

Not too many of the TG's just wanting to get laid. If she is trying to hook a husband, she may do it for the "see how much I love you?" act.

Masturbation

She will do you, although she thinks it's a waste if you cum that way. But she'll do herself to get ready for you or to get you up one more time after you are sure you've done all you can. She wants you to watch her do it.

Pictures/Video

I've never been turned down, nor has anyone else that I know. She will say "no" again, but will "give in" very quickly. After you take them, she will want to play director. If you've got a camera which you can hook up to the TV and see what you are doing real time, she's going to pay more attention to placing and the composition of the shot than the actual fucking. As soon as you are done, she's going to want to watch it, all the time exclaiming either how god or bad a certain angle makes her look.

One Night Stands

Not bloody likely. She wants more than that. She's also going to want to show you off, like some prize pet.

Overall Attitude

Anything goes. Sex toys, bondage, videos, whatever. The lights stay on; she wants to see. Once the door closes, there is no holding back. And there is no such thing as too much. Expect her to say "no" the first time for most things, but don't be afraid to push the issue.



One last thing. The Chinese believe that eating animal parts will affect a person. Tigers are strong, so eating Tiger bones will make a man strong. Since a rhinoceros horn is long, hard, and upright, eating the powder of one will make a man stay harder longer and get hard more often. So if she gives you some shit saying it helps the sex, don't take offense, it is normal practice. If you are an environmentalist, you've got to decide if saving endangered species is more important to you than getting laid before you react to her offer.



Understand the rules and don't get pissed off about their feeling of superiority, and you'll do fine with a TG. Play the game and have some of the best sex you're ever going to have.





Disclaimer

I know this isn't "politically correct." Well, screw it. Everybody is different. Not every TG is described as above, but this was a pretty fair reflection of TG's as a whole. If you've got a TG story or outlook to share, mail me at mattv@io-online.com. The more data we have, the better it will be for others trying to learn something here.

The previous e-mail address was a typo. It is "mattv@io-online.com," not "matt@io-online.com." So everyone who has submitted comments prior to June 7, please re-submit them. You've all shocked some poor guy who wondered why he was getting all these great e-mails!


ref:
http://www.worldwidebabes.com/asians/taiwan.htm
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該怎麼說呢...
政府是該宣導愛用國貨嗎 XD

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這個歌詞~還蠻好笑的 XD